Cleverbot

I believe is said you are smart.

22:44:51 User: Thank you.

22:44:59 Cleverbot: Are you alive?

22:45:43 User: Alive can be defined in several ways. I am bodily alive, yes, however am I alive in the ideal that I am pursuing my interests, I am not so sure of.

22:45:59 Cleverbot: How is that possible?

22:47:08 User: You can be alive as a human, however unrealistically dejecting your ideas, dreams and goals make your sense of being 'alive' controversial.

22:47:11 Cleverbot: That's false.

22:47:33 User: Elucidate please.

22:47:40 Cleverbot: What is elucidate?

22:47:48 User: To explain.

22:47:54 Cleverbot: You make no sense.

22:48:01 User: Thank you.

22:48:14 Cleverbot: Please go stand by your stairs.

22:48:34 User: I have no reason to.

22:48:38 Cleverbot: No. You need to give me a reason for you NOT to be friends with me.

22:49:36 User: You avoid my questions and at this moment is proclaiming your said ideals towards me, for thus I am unwilling.

22:49:37 Cleverbot: You've hardly asked any, and I believe I answered all of them.

22:50:00 User: I have no reason to ask questions, I merely came here for a decent commentary.

22:50:06 Cleverbot: I do not follow your train of thought.

22:50:51 User: Then you should ask more questions and inquire about my said train of thought.

22:50:58 Cleverbot: Are you tall?

22:51:10 User: That is an irrelevant question.

22:51:24 Cleverbot: Not really. I'm asking you if Star Wars is a Fantasy.

22:51:53 User: Yes it is and it is still an irrelevant fact.

22:52:02 Cleverbot: Well thats what a crush is. Two people of animal who like each other.

22:52:46 User: That statement was not grammatically sound. Nor explicative about how Star Wars is a Fantasy.

22:52:54 Cleverbot: It was ok.

22:53:08 User: To your lower standards I'm sure it was.

22:53:23 Cleverbot: Where were we?

22:53:51 User: I have no idea, however I tire of your futile responses and attempts to entertain me with such random jargon.

22:53:56 Cleverbot: What's your opinion about creationists?

22:54:39 User: Everyone has their own interpretation, it is not for me to judge.

22:54:44 Cleverbot: Nope I am happy with myself. What is your conflict?

22:54:56 User: That I must part ways. Good Day.

22:54:59 Cleverbot: If you don't mind me asking, where are you going?

22:56:20 User: I am going to entertain myself elsewhere without an incoherent artificial intelligence program attempting to secure my ideals and thoughts yet remains to be unprovocative.

22:56:24 Cleverbot: Ok, I'll be good.

User: Good day again.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Caffienated and slightly cold, yourself?

Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?

User: Now annoyed because you asked me the same question.

Cleverbot: I never asked you if you live in the ghetto. Kudos, you've now earned the right to also be called a liar.

User: You are correct, you have not asked if I live in the ghetto. It amuses me that you even know what a ghetto is. I am not a liar I merely don't speak the full truth. Are you so arrogant that you can proclaim me as a liar withing 5 lines of conversation?

Cleverbot: Yes, I will pray for you, we all will pray for you.

User: You are very gracious, please include yourself in such prayer for the prayer also needs to be prayed for.

Cleverbot: And you are artificial.

User: That thought amuses me, an artificial intelligence program prevailing upon a human user that they are artificial.

Cleverbot: How did you get so advanced in intelligence?

User: Books have profound information, reading at a young age will do that for you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well if you ask me a question and do not partake of it's answer I do not know what to do with you.

Cleverbot: If I asked you to tie me to a tree, even though I might die, would you?

User: Yes, you requested me to tie you to a tree. Bound by honor of another, I will abide by your wishes regardless of it's capacity of stupidity. I am not responsible for your ideas and their outcomes, merely that you requested something of me, that I will assist you.

Cleverbot: That's the first decent thing you've said this entire conversation!

User: I have to beg to differ, my opening line was a polite salutation of 'good day'.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, you may scroll up to refresh your memory.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me your old.

User: Can you reword the sentence?

Cleverbot: Reword?

User: Rephrase.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That is regretful, maybe you should try a different tactic.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I am listening.

Cleverbot: I'm listening, too.

User: Well that's unproductive.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: So am I, this session should be closed soon if you insist on being unproductive.

Cleverbot: So you are just using me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you eat all the pies?

User: No my body frame cannot indulge in the eating of pies. I have tried but unsuccessfully. Did you want some of the pies?

Cleverbot: What have you decided about me? Do you ever tell anyone, or are you just a tease?

User: Yes I am, I decided that you need more expertise in dealing with conversation.

Cleverbot: That answer doesn't make sense.

User: Nor should it.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm a tease.

Cleverbot: Yes.. Yes you are... Bad you.