I hate the weatherman!

I Hate the Weatherman!

I hate the weatherman!
Everyday like clockwork,
I, the loyal geek that I am,
would check weather.com
Today's report was no different
"Chance of rain."
It was like this yesterday--
which was sunny...

This day the weatherman was right.
what a job it must be,
to be able to predict the next day's
weather...like God
Only to be wrong--
God isn't wrong.
If he is wrong, it's called "overcast"
What the hell is "overcast"?

I hate the weatherman!
There are those few days that
I want to wash my car.
The sun is out and shining brightly
On a day when it was supposed to rain
So I wash my car…it rains the next day
Because the weatherman
said it would be sunny

I hate the weatherman!
Except those few days that
You see them wear an outfit that
Compliments the blue screen effect
And the effects are swirling on their
Chest. I don’t hate them then
But I do laugh. Until they say it’s sunny.
I hate the weatherman.
And my shoes are wet.

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